slobon

A joke fucktards fall for

Wendy: where is the kitchen

Candice: next to the slobon
Wendy: what the hell is a slobon

Candice: slobon this dick
lamar: Nigaaaaa

by Niggerjew69.o͟͟͟͞͞͞r͟͟͟͞͞͞g͟͟͟͞͞͞ July 12, 2021

Sloboz

It means sperm in slang language in romanian we also use it in expressions like

Alex “ ce sboloz ai?” ( what the fuck is with u?)
Marian “ slobozita e mata” ( ur mums full of sperm)

by teosefata October 3, 2021

slobbersaurus

one who puffs his or her face out against a window and drools uncontrollably as they proceed to vivaciously lick the window on the sunshine bus.

Dude, I can't believe you would do something so retarded! why don't you pull your helmet back down, you slobbersaurus?!?

by brle7817 July 12, 2007

slob lobster

a word used to describe portly baseball players

Ryan Zimmerman is a typical slob lobster

by tyler chapin May 23, 2008

slobber cocked

It refers to being extremely drunk.

"dude last night i couldn't walk i was so slobber cocked

by bogan mccamy December 17, 2009

Slobber of Skanks

n; verb; & adjective: Slobber is used to describe when one or more skanks are within close enough proximity to interact with each other. Shall be defined as a "Slobber of Skanks", such as a herd of cattle, and murder of crows, a coven of witches, etc.

Dude, I went to the bar lastnight. You should have seen the slobber of skanks in that place....they were everywhere

by FSASYA August 12, 2010

Shlobock

The term for a large, veiny, gurthy male penis. Typically circumisized.

My teacher is such a Shlobock!
Do you wanna taste my Shlobock

by Shehalb shlobock September 2, 2014