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redrum stabby

(for women), the act of slashing one's own hand and/or fingers with a broken mirror, old razor blade, box cutter or similar device, then using that hand to masturbate. The bloody fingers or cutting implement are used to "stab" into any erogenous zone. Similar to redrum slappy.
Angelina covered up last night's redrum stabby with the old "that time of the month" excuse.
by suspicious package February 7, 2007
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shabby chicanery

Hybrid term melding "shabby chic" and "chicanery."

shabby chic:
a style using worn and deteriorated items to achieve an elegant overall effect

chicanery:
trickery or deception by quibbling or sophistry

Shabby chicanery:
Constant failed attempts at using second-hand items in one's home decor to achieve a look of false elegance. Result is invariably much more Salvation Army than Apres-La-Guerre.
Another broke down La-Z-Boy? Enough with the shabby chicanery, already.
by Tom Terranova August 17, 2007
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scabby

Felecia Dobson is a scabby
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slobby tits

When a FEMALE lathers her tits with many types of alchohol. Then the MALE sucks on the tender She nipples until they are dry. Then puts the nipples in his anal cavity making it stinky. Her fallopian tubes will drop causeing major pleasure
Nicole and George preformed SLOBBY TITS. It gave him a boner
by poonhandlermcsausagefest February 20, 2009
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Shabbyrod

1.A helpful rod and/or shaft used as a tool.
2.A well respected pole.
Man I'm going to have to clean the gutars with my shabbyrod.
or
That big-footed man must indeed has a shabbyrod.
by The Big GL April 22, 2006
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slabbed

If you appear on the television or newspaper, the first person to show you the clipping/article, then saying the word "slabbed" is then owed a slab of beer.
Found a picture of you in Navy News! SLABBED!
by demcros September 7, 2016
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