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elevator shotgun

In elevators of large office buildings, the coveted position right in front of the little TV screen that displays news headlines, weather, etc.
After the group of HR got off on 23, I quickly grabbed elevator shotgun to check the sports scores from last night on my way up.
by Ben Frey February 10, 2007
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shotgun kick

A kick with both feet held together in the air, performed after a running jump. Usually occurs when the attacking party gets super pissed.
Ali shotgun kicked John in the face, because Ali is fucking insane.
by Baliztik November 18, 2004
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shotgun shack

The perfect place to go into existential dread over your unbelievably monotonous and average life, all while having a good ol' bop to some 80s tunes.
You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
You may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
You may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
by CocoTheMii January 23, 2021
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dirty shotgun

When you are havin sex with a bitch and your about to nut she sticks her fingers in your ass while beating you off shooting a huge wad!
I was about to get off when the bitch gave me a dirty shotgun!
by B-Dub 15 November 6, 2006
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shotgun

The calling of 'dibs' or first take on an 1.object, 2.activity, or 3.person. Little know it can be used outside of calling for a seat in an automobile.

Shotgun is a Man Rule that MUST be upheld by all.
1. "Dude, I got shotgun on the Mt. Dew."
"I so got shotgun on the bed, you're sleeping on the futon."
"If we play madden I got shotgun on the Pats."

2. "Dude, I got shotgun on checking mysapce."
"Shotgun on the first slice of pizza!"
"Shotgun on doing the obstacle course first."

3. "When they break up I got shotgun on insert boy/girl's name
"Shotgun on insert last name here as my Quarterback!"
by Andy Orem November 29, 2007
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Shotgun

1. Shotgun, to claim the passenger seat in the front of the car.

2. Shotgun, to call some object for your own personal use.

3. Shotgun, to call the second hit of a bong, pipe, joint.

4. Shotgun, a shit that won't come out but at the last second a gas pocket behind it shoots it out making it thunk into the toilet with possible recoil spray.
1. where are we drivin?
idk but shotgun!

2. dude who wants to play halo?
shotty first game!

3. man this is some dank shit i'm callin greens on this!
shotgun!

4. oh man i would not use that bathroom for a couple minutes i just shotgunned all over the toilet.
duuuude that is disgusting!
by Dr. shokalav August 28, 2008
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fishing with a shotgun

trying too hard to get something that takes time done, and by rushing, in the end you've accomplished nothing, a classic example of the old saying "patience is a virtue"
- "hey man, I think I if double the recommended oven heat on these biscuits they'll cook in half the time"
- "man, chill out, you are fishing with a shotgun"
by kevbee May 13, 2007
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