Shmool

A cross between a shitfaced, stupid person and a moron.

Corey, you shmool! You can't even say the word shmool correctly!

by MichelleLynn April 18, 2006

Shmook

Also spelt Shmuk, Smuk, Shmok, Shmik and Schuc.

Portmanteau of stupid crook, with some messed up vowels and a h thrown in there for good measure. Used to express that you thought someone's actions were stupid.

Forms:
Plural: Shmooki
Verb: Shmookify
Adjective: Shmookationately
Adverb: Shmookily

David: ...and so, I'd forgotten about the huge butt of gasoline I'd left out there. And that's how I invented Wales.
Bowie: You shmook!

by unpseudonymable November 30, 2011

shmoogie

Some may call it "butch" or "captain" or even "chuck", but what today's world needs is a new synonym for every girl's current or eventual friend down south... unless of course, you don't roll that way. Well, even if you don't roll that way... you still need a name for it, right? the current trend of naming it in a 'manly' or socially acceptable (a.k.a. non-homosexual) way is completely overdone. What society needs now, is a cute, bubbly term for something that, if you're lucky, gets plenty of attention. 'Shmoogie' is the new 'butch' and will become the new lingo used for generations to come, until something cuter and fluffier replaces it. Inappropriate synonyms for shmoogie may be used to hurt someone's feelings, but imagine how much you would ease the tension if you used this new word instead of the other 4 and 5-letter equivalents.

"I can't believe that asshole did that!, Hasan is such a shmoogie!" "aww, does shmoogie want to come out and play?" "jump on my shmoogie!" (substituted from the fabulous song by Trick Daddy)

by con-crete May 27, 2008

shmoo

an interjection used when a situation is only mild in it's effect

Jack: We're late for the movie. Shmoo.

by Sqwerly July 29, 2003

Shmoofle

A dessert of the future that will cause many people to gain a crapload of weight.

That shmoofle was superb! I probably gained 1,000,000,000 pounds from eating it just now.

by Myrtle the Turtle December 3, 2006

Shmooly

A Sexy Motha Fucker.

Daymn her name should be shmooly.

by BigDicDaddyy November 4, 2018

shmoop

When one goes on snapchat and instead of opening a chat, they just slide it a little bit to see some of what the chat says, and it will still say to the sender that it was left on delivered.

What did he say?
I shmooped his snap and I saw "meet tuesday"
He wants to meet you tuesday!

by LagHoe September 9, 2019