happy-shampoo-dance

Where you are happy and dance because you have shampoo on your head. One needs to be exceedingly happy about having shampoo on one's head to truly perform a successful happy-shampoo-dance.

"I did the happy shampoo dance."

by (=] November 16, 2004

George Sampson

George Sampson is Britian's Got Talent 2008 winner. He comes from Warrington, England and is a breakdancer. : OBV.

Girl #1: OMFG ITS GEORGE EFFING SAMPSON!!!
Girl #2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
George Sampson: Er, Hey. (Smiles)

by BumHead. September 28, 2008

sampled

To get bailed on or stood up

Eric: Weren't you supposed to go to the movies with her last night?

Mike: Yeah, I was but i got sampled.

Eric: Again? Ouch

by CincyWalk June 11, 2008

Maro Shampoo

Macro Shampoo is a kind of good shampoo from Japan. It makes your hair volume go up.

Use Maro Shampoo when talking about Maro Shampoo.

by U r Fat Mama Fat May 8, 2019

sampon

The co-worker you place in boss's vagina to absorb all the useless tasks he menstruates.

Hey, Dr. Evil wants someone to arrange a class to teach the team how to spell. That sounds like a job for sampon!

by Turd Furguson9652 May 23, 2007

sampsa

Basically another word for awesome

Look at my new bike, it's like sampsa

by mymother October 27, 2010

Shampoo

A creamy goo used to clean a person's hair it also makes it feel & smell good

Kaylee : Hey Kiersten thanks for letting me use your Shampoo this morning!
Kiersten : No problem I noticed your hair was a little greasy!
Kaylee : No!!! I Had just ran out I wash my hair everday!
Kiersten : Whatever! Last night Jake came for me 3 times it must be my new Shampoo I think it really stimulates his penis!
Chad : Wow Kaylee I never noticed how sexy your hair was til today wanna come up to my office and let me cum for you?
Kaylee : Sure Chad maybe after work you can come to my place and Shampoo my hair!
Chad : You know Kaylee this could lead to a promotion for you!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee! You took my sexy Shampoo this morning! YOU BITCH!

by SlopNChop June 7, 2018