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Top Shagger

A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert
Person: Hey! I’ve heard your a top shagger?
Top Shagger: Yeye *whilst smelling of pussy*
by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 4, 2019
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WALL SHAGGER GROVEL

Someone who is attracted to a wall e.g. a shower wall. May attach something that gives them pleasure e.g. a pocket pussy and fucks it in the shower.

This may be due to every time someone asks him to do something he has to grovel
Being defined wall shagger grovel: shag my pocket pussy in the shower because I was made to grovel and not given any sex
by Wall shagger January 26, 2020
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Flag shagger

A fervent nationalist who poses with, or decorates their neighbourhood with, nationalistic flags as a form of virtue signalling
He's not patriotic he's a racist flag shagger
by ITman September 15, 2025
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Shaggered

When you’re on the way from a one night stand … shagged and haggard
look at Jenny she looks shaggered”
Look at Jenny she looks Shaggered from last night
by MelanieJade4 March 22, 2023
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Top Shagger

me
by ThereAreNoUserNamesOnWebsites September 13, 2020
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Shagger's Regret

The feeling of shame and remorse following sexual activity with someone where, in hindsight, you wish you had not done so. Commonly experienced in the period of "Post Nut Clarity".
I went home with that slam piece I met in the club. Got in to her room and down to business. Had massive Shagger's Regret, grabbed my clothes and bailed out whilst she was in the bathroom cleaning up.
by ShaneDowe April 9, 2024
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Stag shagger

She continued to pleasure herself with his stag shagger
by Lucky Lips October 26, 2017
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