shaded

To take one or more Xanax pills and then consume alcohol.

Damn did you see Claire falling all over the place at the party last night? That bitch was so shaded. She probably doesn't remember anything.

by kyle and wendy May 14, 2007

shaved pussy

A shaved pussy is a sign of a true slut. It allows for beeter orgasms because her clit is totally exposed.

Kathy has been shaving her pussy since she was 17. Her uncle told her it was sexy because it made her look younger. She found that it felt better when he (or anyone else) was fucking her because her clit got more stimulation. She also loves wearing very short skirts and dresses out in public and "accidently" exposing her bald little pussy and ass (she NEVER wears panties). A couple weeks ago she was walking into work on a very windy day. 3 men were by the door smoking and her little dress blew up way past her hips and she didnt even try to cover up. When she got next to them one of them cupped her sexy 50 year old ass and another rubbed her wet shaved pussy. She moaned and let them lead her to a storage shed. They took turns pumping her married cunt and ass and filling her with cum.

by btld January 13, 2008

graff shakedown

A manuever best described as dangling a person upside down by holding their legs and viciously jolting them until all loose change and belongings are on the floor. Also used to teach that certain person a lesson in humility.

You better watch yourself bitch or you'll be getting the Graff Shakedown.

by Raider Nation December 15, 2008

Shafted

To get kicked, thrown or somehow dropped into an elevator shaft.

"Man you totally shafted that fool"
"Yeah I pushed him down the elevator"

by Sparty Junior February 12, 2009

Shaved Money

A freshly shaved vagina

"I hate it when a chick doesn't have shaved money".
"Dude This girl last night had the biggest bush ever! I hate it when they don't have shaved money".

by Mr. Wow214 October 10, 2010

Fifty Shaded

When you go home with someone after a night at the club, bar, party or meeting via Tinder, only to find out that they are into some weird/kinky/BDSM shit and intend to play it out with you. Applies best when you aren't aware of this beforehand and are taken by surprise, and especially when you can't back out.

Susan: Did you have a good night with that guy Chad?

Jessica: No...I got to his place and he brought out chains and whips.

Susan: Ooooh, you got fifty shaded!
Jessica: SHUT UP you have no idea what I went through!

by Stiffofdeth October 2, 2016

gone pear-shaped

When the majority of things appear to be negative. Like the shape of a pear, the majority is at the bottom (bad) and little is at the top (good).

I lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and I just got evicted. Life has just gone pear-shaped.

by sublimal June 28, 2004