REGENT SECONDARY SCHOOL

a school full of bamboo trees that the principal leong kok kee buys for fun because he is a lonely old man.

regent is a vaping heaven for all students many sec 3/4 yps like to smoke and vape in school tuck out shirt swing arm like paikia
want vape device or juice dm leong kok kee discipline comm confiscate many many. general office every brand device also have

"eh sial la you want to choose regent secondary school ah?"
"no la that school rabak"

by anonymous August 20, 2021

Peicai Secondary School

This school is fking wonderful.Alot of gays n bi,they r fking fun to be with.their parents feed them JBl from young,so even u in Jurong also can hear them screaming.Sec4s r fking cool,they always go toilet spray perfume all,so when u just eat fullfull go laosai,u wont vomit cos of the shit smell.Clayv** is the peicai dang jia take care whole school.

'eh u what sch?'
'peicai secondary school'
'then uk clayv** anot? ur dangjia'

by AllenLokRenHen August 21, 2021

Evergreen Secondary

Better than riverside/j. We too have ipads, some slay-quality fake grass that somehow is always half moist. Cardboard tasting canteen food but super cool 60 cent green tea (un-heaven and un-earth). Pretty study corners with extremely pretty chairs on every floor and walls with receding hairlines. Simply called evergreen; because the students are all evergreen. Flat vocal-ed school anthem but super vibey, teachers all super silly goofy 🤪🤪. Live Evg Laugh Evg Love Evg.

A: What school were you from?
B: Evergreen secondary, why?

A: Maybe that's why you're still single.

by flue April 17, 2022

5 minute secretary break

The act in which someone spends more time than usual in the restroom because in the process of relieving themselves, they also use the time to check social media.

Girl 1: Damn girl, what took you so long in the bathroom?

Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.

by ~*k!LLa*K*~ August 19, 2016

East Northumberland Secondary School

If you want to come to a school full of white people who wear steeltoes, shit boxes in the parking lot, and a very off balance of good and bad staff members, you want ENSS.

This place has it all, shitty gym equipment, terrible flooring in said gyms, musty ass bathrooms, dirty ass classrooms, and horrible programs :).

“Hey I went to East Northumberland Secondary School as well”
“Oh wow no were both collage drop outs cause ENSS sucked at teaching!”

by Jeffery Hosington February 17, 2021

bukit view secondary

bukit view is a shitty place with shitty people and filled with xmms that post cringy edits of themselves at 11:11

"oh have you heard of bukit view secondary?"
"ew."

by cryst4lwh0re August 22, 2021

hougang secondary school

Honestly not a bad school. The students and staffs there are very caring and tend to your needs. Budget Low but environment still okay.

Why people always injured then need move classrooms? Need invest in one lift eh.

Hougang secondary school at its finest

by Longlonglongtime September 6, 2021