skuzzified goat

these are people who tend to be skankish in behaviour, yet skuzzy in friend skills. They are usually two-faced bottom dwellers who cling to their cell phones like inbred dormant crackers crumbs, snatching up little tidbits of others lives and trying to mimic them. Skuzzified goats have no authenticity, they are posers and think they are being cute, but in reality, they are being skanks who need to get a grip on reality and start having original thoughts, or any thoughts at all.

I can't believe our friends turned out to be such skuzzified goats, they are such posers!

by lucyploser March 22, 2010

Skuzzy Onion

A Skuzzy Onion is someone who is nasty and a scrub. Skuzzy Onion can be saw as wearing dirty clothes, Smelling like sex (B.O or any bodily fluid/Odor) and someone who does not take care of themselves.

John: Ew, Whats the smell?
Steve: Sorry dude, I didnt shower yet.
John: Dude your such a skuzzy Onion.

Valeria: Wheres Amber?
Ashley: Oh, you mean Skuzzy Onion?
Valeria: How is she a Skuzzy Onion?
Ashley: Because when she slept over my house last night she smelled like pure sex.

by HilariouslySilent February 23, 2011

Shuzzed

Shuzzed; the feeling of being high

1."Alyssa and Erin felt shuzzed after the large bag of weed they smoked."

2. E:"Dude I feel so shuzzed right now."

A:"Yeah I know, I drugged your drink."

by Giraffe and Koala April 21, 2013

Scruzzum

The toilet paper flakes left on the back of the toilet seat after wiping.

"Kevin! Get in here and wipe your scruzzum off the seat so I can pee."

by PimpDaddyAwesome October 10, 2016

Stuzzi

A Stuzzi is like a Hannah she is sweet, kind and thoughtful but don't get too close to her because if you break her heart her friends will break yours. She easily falls in love with guys depending on their looks and always gets heart broken, she is sensitive but strong, gentle but fierce, loyal but secretive. Her head is clouded with the future as she is often thinking about what will come next. A Stuzzi is a great friend who is easy to be around.

Friend - Hey Hannah, ur the best.
Best Friend - Hey Stuzzi, I love you to bits u noonga

Stuzzi - I love you too noonga

by Yogurt Parfait April 15, 2018

Sluzza

A slutty whore. Such as Libby abbott

Your mum is a dirty sluzza which means a whore

by Cumeater3000 March 6, 2023

no sluzzie

can be used interchangeably with "no cap"

used to convey realness or authenticity

damn, she fine no sluzzie

that shit was so good, no sluzzie

by billy_thegoat February 17, 2022