Schmecky 

Penis, a man's sexual organ.
a.k.a. Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

My schmecky is only two inches long, but your mom didn't seem to care.

Schmecky by BM49045 October 4, 2005

Schmedlap 

noun - A witty and intelligent internet phenomenon that frequents internet chat rooms and message boards

This chat room was just a bunch of social rejects spouting insults at each other until Schmedlap showed up and turned this into a reasonable discourse.

Schmedlap by John Galt July 31, 2004

Schmegdorf 

1) A small woodland creature that only enters the city when in search of dingle-berries.

2) A large chubby kid whose cheeks turn to red streaks when he thinks about an activity that will pull him from his fat, french-fri eating ass from the couch. Characteristically has a oder and waxy buildup around the neck.

I wouldn't touch that schmegdorf.. I hear they're endangered.

Check out that schmegdorf over there! He smells like dick-cheese.

Schmegdorf by Future John February 3, 2005

Schmegle 

An overly undersized penis.

Man Hayden has a schmegle!

Schmegle by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017

Von Schmeganhausen 

An alcoholic beverage, especially one mixed from hard liquor of Dutch or German origin. JagerMaester is the penultimate Von Schmeganhausen.

"Let me have one more Von Schmeganhausen and then we'll hit the road. Byes!"

Von Schmeganhausen by PolyMacEnt October 3, 2007

schmeckler 

A little penis

Awww look at Alex's little schmeckler

schmeckler by Dave o' Dave January 28, 2014

Schmeat 

a person who has a small penis

it is the opposite to schlong.

"Yo Gonzo has a schmeat"
"No man I heard Carlos had a schmeat, his girlfriend told me"

Schmeat by EjaculatoryAid May 17, 2015