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A way for some folks to claim that if you donate enough money, morale will get better.
The people claiming to be morale boosters were making a lot of money off the grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis, but would be quick to try and tear morale apart again if they needed more money for another grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis. The reality is nobody's morale needs a boost.
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
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Sympathy blow

When some one is sad or you did something to someone and then you give them a blow job to make up for it(creds to abria)
"MY bf was mad at me so I gave him a sympathy blow."
by anonymous August 5, 2022
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sympathy crumbs

The crumbs one leaves in a bag of chips that is not theirs, so they don't feel bad about eating the entire bag.
"Do you have any chips left?"

"Nah, just some sympathy crumbs Julie left."
by spyczech June 4, 2016
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Sympathy

Sympathy is when you laugh at the joke someone made that nobody else laughed at cause it wasn't funny
"Haha"
"Damn thanks for the sympathy it made me feel better"
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Sympathy handjob

When someone feels sorry for your situation and masturbates you no strings attached.
Daisy knew Erik was having a hard time since being dumped by his girlfriend and being sacked. She had a boyfriend who was away with the navy even so she started giving Erik a weekly sympathy handjob.
by PantsuGoblin May 8, 2023
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Sympathy Rapist

A stranger, or acquaintance that preys upon others for their sympathy, without regard to their familiarity with the person.
Kyle is such a sympathy rapist. He just walks up to people he doesn't know, and starts telling them about his problems so that someone will feel bad for him.
by SeÑorSpicyBoi November 12, 2022
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Grief/tragedy/sympathy machine

A machine that needs functional, cooperative parts to keep going.
If the coronavirus hype didn't keep going, people would begin to wake up. Therefore the grief/tragedy/sympathy machine keeps it going, keeps the misinformation spreading like wildfire.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020
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