swanning

To go roaming around the workplace, typically aimlessly or to see friends.

Frank was never at his desk as he was always swanning.

by James Olcott January 7, 2009

Swinging Pig

A pub in Rockingham, West Australia, that is frequented by naval personal (especially pay day thursday) and young mothers looking for a daddy for their bastard child. Swinging pig is derived from 'rocking' and 'ham'.
Be aware, fights in or outside the pub are almost a given every Thursday night, with bored locals meeting up and fighting for no reason.

Guy 1: U going to the swinging pig tonite?

Guy 2: Shiit.... do i have to?

Guy 3: Nothing else to do in this scumbo town

by Denis T August 16, 2008

Spinning Jenny

Ok so a guy and a girl both spin around with their heads on baseball bats till they get really dizzy like that relay race called dizzy izzy. then they try and have sex. good luck getting it in the right hole

"Dude i pulled a spinning jenny on that chick last night and my dick ended up in her nose."

by Hunter B 27406 July 26, 2008

spinning the globe

1. Another phrase for masturbating.

2. Another phrase for giving someone a hand/blow job.

1. I was spinning the globe last night because I was very horny.

2. First we made out, then she started spinning the globe.

by John Billy Smith June 26, 2008

Skinning the Chicken

Sheathing up the penis. Putting on a condom.

I suggest you be skinning the chicken before you do Rachel. Between the gonorrhea, diarrhea and pyorrhea, she is one used set of dirty holes braaaahhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Swinging cocklocker

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.

I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .

by Davedale August 24, 2019

porch swinging liquor pig

noun. This is used to descibe a drunkard who does nothing all day but sit around and consume alcholic beverages. It also helps if said person is a fat bastard.

Jason and Tom are so lazy, they are the biggest porch swinging liquor pigs I have ever met.

by C_B_Savage December 19, 2006