Spindlesped

A word that mean nothing. Noun.

“Get the spindlesped for me, John!” said Tyler angrily.

by TheMuppetRides October 5, 2022

Spindlesped

It means nothing. Noun.

“Get the spindlesped!” said John.

by TheMuppetRides October 5, 2022

Swindling

The semi polite way of saying your going to steal something.

I don't have any money until payday, I'll have to go swindling to get that new outfit i saw.

Friend 1 - That's a nice jacket, wherre is it from?
friend 2 - i swindled it from kmart.

by infectedslut November 29, 2022

skindlebinkus

A person who gets mad at you for just trying to be funny

"Man, This place is wronger than the ring restaurant
Friend: "That joke absolutely sucked dude, Stop trying so hard"
"shush you skindlebinkus"

by heehoohaheebo February 21, 2024

Swiddle swaddle

A unit of measurement, in regards to how much one can fit inside ones foreskin.

"I can fit about a dollar .25 in quarters in my swiddle swaddle."
Oh wow..."
"Yeah, that's what I said when I tried to make it a dollar fifty I quarters."

by Timma366 December 28, 2024

Spindler

A slur for really skinny people

"Dude, Edwin is such a fucking spindler."

by boss464 June 13, 2025

Darryl Swingley

The guy that got paralyzed from the chest down playing tennis against Jack Tatum. He thought even though Jack Tatum didn't let Darryl Stingley get away with stretching out for a pass that he would let him get aeay with stretching out to return his serve, and sure enough, there was Jack Tatum at the net, ready to punish another Darryl and put him in a wheelchair the rest of his life.

Kid- Hey mister, wanna wrestle?

Darryl Swingley- Not today kid, you have so much energy and the use of your legs. I think for today I'm just going to sit here and do nothing about your challenge. I think I'll probably do the same thing tomorrow, you might think I'm a paraplegic coward, but I'm still gonna do that.

by The Original Agahnim September 12, 2021