Power Simp

some specimen that has no right to exist in nature. Would actually donate his mothers retirement fund to suck the last penis of a man who had sex with the girl he likes

"I heard Eric stole his grandmothers ring to sell for money so he could donate it to his League of Legends crush"

"What a Power Simp"

by icantmakename September 11, 2020

loyal simp

A nigga who only simps for 1 chica and 1 chica only.

Joely's such a loyal simp for Haylee.

by BigDaddyJoel December 8, 2020

no more simp

A brand created by 3 brothers in San Francisco. It is a reference to the Simp or Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. The phrase also means no more simping aka no longer idolizing mediocre pussy.

Person 1: Yo no more simp dropped a new collab t

Person 2: No fucking way that’s sick af

by funny ace 2 November 19, 2019

Alpha Simp

According to Youtuber Aloona Larionova, someone who admits and owns up to being a simp.

*found on her soobridit*
badkillerz101: Let's be honest. Who wouldn't be a simp for Aloona?"
Hades_do_bem: So that means that you are a SIMP
badkillerz101: Hell yeah, I'll admit it.

Aloona: *gasp* That's an Alpha Simp.

by Yoshiro Hiroto May 14, 2020

Simp

A bitch boy who does far too much for someone they like and/or are dating. Usually includes never disagreeing with anything they say.

John: You're a fucking simp, bro. You've never disagreed with her on anything.
Sam: Shut up! No I'm not!
John: In denial...tsk tsk...

by NotPieGuy April 4, 2021

Simpatry

chasing a person being a male or female in the pursuit of coochie or dick

lil frie committing simpatry chasin a e-girl

by poopybutt965 February 10, 2020

Simp of the month

When an act of simping reaches such new heights of simpdom that the simp can e considered simp of the month.

Jesus Christ, Tyler ditched us to run errands for that chick again. Man Tyler is such a simp he could be simp of the month.

by (╭☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭☞ March 25, 2020