Cunt-stable

northern english slang (or coloquialism) for a junior Police Constable. The emphasis being on the DISTINCT PAUSE between the first and latter syablles. This is primarily used in the presence of the Police in order to be subversive anjdor rude without being so outrageous as to arrested.

Evening Cunt-Stable how can I help you.

Cunt-Stable, someone has stolen my car, can you help?
Cunt-Stable, have you the time?

by cuntufckstable November 5, 2009

how the grinch stole christmas

A book by Dr. Seuss. See grinch

How the grinch stole christmas is my favourite book.

by Jeremiah December 21, 2004

stobey

Cigar, Cigars. Cigars that you get while underaged and smoke them.

Smoke at the beach.

Lets smoke a stobey.

by bbb123123 July 31, 2007

Snoblems

When your problems are so bougie they go beyond first world problems. You've got snoblems.

Ugh, I've got serious snoblems now that my new gym doesn't have an alkaline water fountain.

by TdDub July 3, 2016

stable maid

When James is performing oral copulation on any farm animal that is in or contained by a stable.

You should get a job as a stable maid.

by My friends are assholes April 14, 2017

stable marriage

Used to brag how great you are, but under 2 people have one.

Person1-"Yo dawg, I have a stable marriage"
Person2-"Yeah right dawg that's way too rare"

by Neo Chamberlina April 14, 2017

stroble

Sucking dick for a living

Wow that girl is a stroble

by Deezbutz May 6, 2018