She neared my vessel in her motorized watercraft cause me to declare "get any closer and I will have to bitch splash you"
by porkweaponry July 6, 2018

A Jackson Pollock inspired pooh painting left on the back wall of the toilet for all the world to enjoy.
Auctioneer: “Ladies and gentlemen, the next piece up for sale is a 2014 Selby Splash made possible by a long weekend of tap beer and disco fries. We will start the bidding at $150,000.”
by redmiked September 21, 2022

A sponge bath for the vagina....
Girl : I wanted to have sex with him but I had just done my first cream pie gang bang porno shoot so I went to the restroom for a coochie splash
by LemmeF1ndOut July 6, 2021

When you get hit with water runoff from the road due to someone driving too fast over it. Also an old TV trope in which a character has this happen to them to add insult to injury when already having a bad day.
by BigLesbianLol June 8, 2019

When your dropping nuggets in the tilotet there’s a chance the water will splash your asshole your making it clean. therefore it’s a toilet splash and yes this was written after I had experienced a toilet spalsh.
Bro you got to try and do a toilet splash I was shitting and then the water form the Toilet splashed my ass making it a toilet splash now it’s super clean now!!.
by JohnDoe445 March 14, 2019

by CoqItcher January 11, 2019

Flushing the toilet as soon as the terd hits the water. A common courtesy owed to all patrons of public restrooms.
by Flushonsplash August 2, 2012
