"Ah man Sara is so good, shes always talking about volunteering and our Lord and savior jesus christ"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"
*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"
*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"
by Lilport January 12, 2020
Get the Sparkle christiansmug. by 90 foot vagina May 3, 2014
Get the sparkle anusmug. A beverage (often a group source and fruity) laced with LSD. Often seen at hippy gatherings, music festivals, parties, and/or raves.
"I went to a dubstep concert out in Humboldt and some hippy put a vial in the punch so like 20 people ended up tripping off that sparkle water."
"i had some Sparkle water at the Spliff Sanctum and ended up naked in the redwoods."
"i had some Sparkle water at the Spliff Sanctum and ended up naked in the redwoods."
by YJMSpliffy May 17, 2012
Get the Sparkle Watermug. Pulling a markle
:hitting on a girl that is way to young and, or very very dirty.
Pulling a markle requires 2 thinggs
she has to be female.
and she has to be an underclassman.
you will also have to be a halfsies alcoholic who is a hookah fiend and will have a wife who is wayyyyy to young for you
:hitting on a girl that is way to young and, or very very dirty.
Pulling a markle requires 2 thinggs
she has to be female.
and she has to be an underclassman.
you will also have to be a halfsies alcoholic who is a hookah fiend and will have a wife who is wayyyyy to young for you
Calvin: dude i cant beleive u pulled a markle Sparkle
ian:i know dude.... sorry.
Calvin: Say hello to megans law.
ian:i know dude.... sorry.
Calvin: Say hello to megans law.
by DrOPpiNxBoDIeZ May 4, 2009
Get the Markle Sparklemug. 1:n. A mixture of Sparks and any other flavoured malt beverage. The original Sparkle Bomp was a combination of Sparks and Boones Farm Blue Hawaiian.
by Katbot, dfn_doe & Ickster January 14, 2005
Get the Sparkle Bombmug. after you drop your croissant, your sister eats glitter and poos on it but you eat it happily anyway. #fivesecondrule
me: "BOO"
that guy over there: "AH YOU MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT"
sister Shannon: "I need a poo" *poos on croissant*
that guy over there: "ooo that sparkling croissant glistening in the sun after it had been in my sisters bum"
that guy over there: "AH YOU MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT"
sister Shannon: "I need a poo" *poos on croissant*
that guy over there: "ooo that sparkling croissant glistening in the sun after it had been in my sisters bum"
by genius plenius definitionius June 7, 2019
Get the sparkling croissantmug. man we're gonna be so pimpin drivin round in the sparkle wagon....if corey was drivin', he'd be draggin TWO wagons
by ulrik g pod June 11, 2006
Get the sparkle wagonmug.