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[awkward smiley]

by Krkič August 21, 2019
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Smiley face

The one thing these facial muscles of mine can't do.
Friend 1: You know, the usage of this emoji is a good example about the people who act all happy on the internet, then repress their emotions to others in public. You often see them use the emoji when texting to other people, or when posting a comment on social media. But once you see them in public, who you thought was a walking bundle of joy turns out to be a quiet and shy individual, who probably hasn't formed a smile to other people in 20 years.

Friend 2: Bro what it's just a smiley face
by Ay carabam August 13, 2024
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Smiley

nickname from former Detroit Piston preseason team member Luis Radford for Jordan Thomas Cooper
Smiley had athletic scholarship offers for multiple sports before he graduated HS.
by Coop Dupe November 26, 2021
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smiley sandwich

a smiley used in e-mails, instant messages, etc. there's one pair of eyes but two mouths. used when very happy/sad/any other emotion. usually looks something like this:
(:)
you can make them sad too.
):(
person 1: that's hilarious. you're soooo funny!!
person 2: (:)
person 1: ???
person 2: that's a smiley sandwich! DUH.
by carlyx srsly December 24, 2008
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smiley motherfucker

Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.
Dave: You killed Greg you smiley motherfucker!
Possible Alien: Next I will cure this world of humanity.
Definitely an Alien: MUHAHAHAHA.
by No_Off_Switch December 4, 2014
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Smiley

A socially awkward Oklahoma cat that loves to bang his neighbors cattle and masturbate at numerous Taco Bueno establishments.
Yo pal, did Smiley and his nerd herd sell you a brand new old car today?
by Koknballz December 30, 2020
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Smiley

Smiley is a known highrisker that ghosts everyone with his corn cob tooth. He is known to have sexual relationships with a man known as MR RANGER430. He's the strongest man alive and greatest fighter, he has fought mike tyson and knocked him out in his prime. He's around 90 years old and smokes cigarettes while typing on discord with his girlfriend. Smiley is apart of the congo tribe and his arch enemy is a hillbilly chink known as kaboosa. It was caught on CCTV camera when smiley was at the gay club kaboosa had knocked his corn cob teeth out of his mouth and smiley was trying to pick them up then kaboosa slapped the wig off of smileys head.
Smiley and mr rangers wedding is in 2 weeks.

Smiley has 2 years left to live.

Smiley is the strongest man alive.
by Timmothy O Sandel May 11, 2019
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