Scattapappy

Old woman's vagina. Comparable to that of a grilled cheese sandwich.

Joan Rivers- Now that's one scattapappy I'd go down on

by furelais25 October 24, 2009

Scatterbox

The lost art of passing off an extreme and violent excretory bowel movement into a toilet, wooded area, or in thy britches.

1. I have to scatterbox so bad, I am not sure if I can continue living.

2. Geez Philip, you must have really scatterboxed judging by the burnt rotten egg smell.

by Leif "The Face" Rancid January 3, 2004

scatterfucked

Adjective:
For something to be in absolute disarray.

My mind is scatterfucked

His room is scatterfucked

by Justin Davidson July 16, 2008

scatterbrain

out of your mind. Many thoughts.

She was scatterbrain i tell ya!

by dwan November 15, 2003

scatty

Scouse word; originated to describe something, scatty is like messy, wrong, scruffy, those kind of things.

Hayley: I snorted coke last night.
Harry: Thats pure scatty.

by J-Ma(\/ March 15, 2005

seattle switcharoo

masturbating opposite handed with hand upside down.

Tired of the same old routine, Greg decided to spice things up by trying the seattle switcharoo.

by twicenightly May 13, 2009

Seattle Snorkeler

A woman jerks off a man into the end of a snorkel until a substantial amount of semen is stuck there. He then sticks the snorkel into her vagina/anus. He blows into the mouthpiece of the snorkel very hard so the cum gets launched into the vagina/anus.

Me: Me and my bitch did a Seattle Snorkeler last night.
John: Really? How much did you get in there?
Me:It filled nearly half the tube! And I cleaned the it!
John: Jesus, you must be a strong blower

by Braynwayv July 20, 2012