slaming the ham

What men do when alone, bored and turned on. Pictures of lushous, half naked women are used often. Movies and webcams are popular visual stimulous prior to the slaming of the little ham.

1) I totally caught my Boyfriend slaming the ham last night.
2) Girl 1: Why is the Aloe Vera in the shower?
Guy 1: Umm...... I was slamming the ham this morning before work.
Girl 1: EWWWWW.....I can never use that Aloe again!!!

by Ravenjinn April 25, 2008

snaping

The act of covertly approaching somebody from the rear, preferrably while they are bent over, and inserting one's extended middle finger into their exposed anus. Traditionally, the activity is performed quickly, before the target has a chance to clench.

A 2011 national "safe snaping" campaign has fought to bring awareness to the need for using sterilized rubber gloves while performing the act. The campaign was centered on the popular young adult's novel "Cletus the Unicorn and the Unwashable Horn".

Andy was going out of his mind trying to remember where he'd left his wedding ring, when he suddenly remembered snaping Bob the previous evening.

If a chipmunk is snaped in the forest, and nobody else is around to hear it, does the chipmunk make a sound?

by princessfifi July 12, 2011

slapping strawberries

While in the act of double penetration, the two males have their nut sacks slapping against each other.

Man, while doubling this chick, James and I were slapping strawberries

by Sepp Dogg January 3, 2008

Slapping patties

otherwise known as bumpin uglies, or taking the one-eyed yogurt slinger into the depths.

Those old farts are slapping patties.

by Jake the Snake from Penn. January 28, 2011

slapping the steak on the grill

When a male slaps his penis on a female's vagina

I was slapping the steak on the grill so good that even chef Ramsey was impressed

by Jamakingwords January 22, 2014

slapping rubbers

when two guys tie up their used condoms and slap each other with them.

want to play a game of slapping rubbers.

by Rbomb04 December 20, 2014

Slaying Honeys

1*
To conquer a Honey.

2*
To move from the long revered "Friend Zone" to the main man (boyfriend)

3*
coitus

Dude, at that party last night we were slaying honeys.

by Boston oak February 6, 2015