Sucking Candy

A small, round, hard candy that one must suck on to eat. This term is typically used by anyone over the age of 70.

Dang, my mouth is dry, I need a sucking candy.

by The Spoken Word Poet March 15, 2011

slucking

when you masturbate without porn and someone walks in so you put your dick inside your pants while your cumming. The person then sees an expanding wet spot on your crotch. The excuse that follows is called slucking.

Person 1:Dude my mom walking n on me beatin my meat so I said that I spilled my water

Person 2: How are you so good at slucking?

by ugh2 April 21, 2017

sucking blueberries

to be out of luck

see sol

I wanna get this now but it dont come out till next week looks like i'm sucking blueberries!

by Wonder P March 2, 2010

Sucking the Joke

Taking a joke too seriously, being offended from an indirect joke.

Man: Feminists should just take a dick in their ass before they hate it.
Women: You know what? You're a misogynist patriarchy pig!
Man: Stop, you're just Sucking the Joke.

by 8 inches soft September 27, 2017

Shocking finish

When you're fucking a girl from behind and right as you cum you taze her. Now that's love.

Hooked up with a girl at barrettes last night, stole her taser, and gave her a shocking finish.

by BnD Barrettes June 14, 2018

Cock-Sucking Train Business

When a group of males, four or more, assemble on a field, indoor or out. One man(Commander) lays on his side and waits for another man(Baron or General) to suck his cock. He comes to the field willing to suck a cock in hopes that another man(U.S. President) will come and suck his cock. The Commander is indebted to the U.S. President and is bound to bring another man(Breaker) the President chooses to suck his cock. The process continues until the final man(Breaker) does not recieve his reciprocal cock suck.

Jeremy Beck: "Hey next week me and a group of guys are gonna get together n suck each others cocks, if u wanna join let me know?"

Izak Brown: "oh hell yeah, can I get on that Cock-Sucking Train Business (CSTB)?"

Jeremy Beck: "Lol, ya if u want in, for sure."

by thetryplethreat July 13, 2010

cum sucking gutter slut

A nasty bitch that will suck anything for drugs any where, time, shape, form, fashion............

That cum sucking gutter slut sucked the whole football team at the same dam time.

by HellYea2016 June 25, 2016