Shweating

Sweat produced while holding, or in the process of doing, a number 2.

Man I needed to go so bad I was shweating up a storm.

by importriders April 17, 2014

Shmean

Slang for: what do you mean?

Person A : hey did you take my bag of weed?
Person B : shmean bro, I didn’t take your shit!

by Imgoofygoober2 June 2, 2018

shmet

a shmet gey, is the antithesis of "a smart guy" derived from the origins of a small school in the north SHORE. If an individual is stating that another person is a shmet guy, then he/her is probably not to fond of the person.

Legend: yo Taz, u a shmet gey
Taz: Thats not very nice legend

by tazewellhasnofriends July 23, 2018

shmeave

A cousin who is very funny, groovy and the best person in the world. Sometimes people can call you big shmeave or small shmeave.... overall if you are called shmeave you are one of the best people everrrr...... only use this word on your cousins and your cousins can call you the same.....

Cousin: “Hey shmeave
Other cousin: “hey big shmeave”

by Likaem November 20, 2019

Sheath lesbian

Lesbian with a vagina, paired with a sword lesbian, one with a penis.

I went to "Agloe" last night. I've met amazing girl, curvacious, sweet, funny...
Sis, but how she feels about your dick?
We talked, she disclosed she's a sheath lesbian.

by Twirling_Alpaca_2137 March 9, 2022

beard shmear

The act of eating a girl out and she queefs out vaginal discharge (possibly solidified) and you proceed to dry off her vagina with your beard.

"What's that smell?"

"Last night I beard shmeared this fat bitch and I haven't washed it yet....I can taste it.."

by Fat Susie February 24, 2014

sausage sheath

Another word for a condom

You better have a sausage sheath when you go over to her house tonight.

by Johnnyjackingjizzwizzard January 5, 2018