Shartilage

To shart on ones ear causing shartilage damage

Bob: Ill shart on you!
Bob2: Noooo
Bob: hahahhaha
Bob2 no thats some juicy shartilage

by Sha Boi 123 April 26, 2017

shanti shanti

Used to describe a thing or person that is trying a little too hard to be everything spiritual and hippie and enlightened

Bob: Dude, what happened to Craig? Why is he wearing feathers in his hair? He never even wants to do anything other than yoga and meditation these days..

Bill: I don't know, man, he was pretty normal before he went to India, then he came back all shanti shanti.

by PseudoNimbleasaseahirss July 6, 2017

shanti

Shanti is a couple name used in Poland, russia, england, and scotalnd

aww its the shanti couple

by Urnanismymom March 19, 2019

Shartifact

Upon moving into a new house and finding a shartifact in the garden such as gnome or sundial

I found this Shartifact by the pond, it’s one of those cheap shitty garden ornament things sold in a rip off garden centre bought by old cunts with too much money and not enough taste.

by CB4PEE-OH! April 4, 2020

shartie

an adjective to describe a pair of underwear that have been sharted on

Those pants are a bit shartie.

by oliverlen122 April 8, 2020

Sharticle

The particles of shit from when you shart (reference shart)

After sharting, I used my bidet to rinse the sharticles off my ass hole.

by Jillibean710 July 11, 2020

Shartie Bean

Shartie Bean means someone who holds all your affection.

Woah Zendaya! You’re my little shartie bean!

by daniiboi January 7, 2021