I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

Your idea stinks

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.

by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019

Glory Scroll

When you view a website in it's entirety, viewed by scrolling, and enjoy every picture/tumblr/blog piece that you view.

This guy's tumblr is a glory scroll.

by The Mitchelll February 11, 2013

scroll shame

The feeling of regret after having wasted far too much time scrolling aimlessly over social networks instead of spending the time doing something productive.

"I’ve got serious scroll shame today. I just spent 25 minutes scrolling and falling down one clickbait rabbit hole after another. I could have got so much done already but now I’m out of time".

by Stivchik December 15, 2017

Scroll burner

A piece of digital content—like an article, story, or thread—that’s so compelling, you can’t stop scrolling.

Like “page turner” but for things you read on your smart phone.

“ That longform essay on Elon Musk’s sex life was a total scroll burner—I read the whole thing in one sitting”

by anonymous May 30, 2025

stroll scrolling

The act of staring at your phone while you are walking

The man fell into a manhole as he was distracted stroll scrolling

by heykody November 3, 2024

speed scrolling

When you find yourself looking for an email sent weeks ago and have to to gather momentum by scrolling down really fast on the keyboard.

I was looking for that email from Kyle from 2 months ago it took ages.

You should try speed scrolling, I can get to the bottom of my email in 10secondst

by Laranna:) September 12, 2013

Captain Scroll Reels

I'm looking for a reel that's super smooth, bright, and looks amazing.

Captain Scroll Reels, Chase every clip that catches your eye,

by shailockbear November 8, 2025