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scp writer

retarded asshole who thinks they're some great author, but they end up writing shitty roleplays filled to the brim with furry shit and data redacted.

author equivalent of soundcloud rapper
Jake: Yo, check out this story I wrote about an SCP, its REDACTED} {EXPUNGED} THE GREAT, about how sexy furry demons lick dr brights long cock and bang scp 049 in massive sexy yiff orgy

Bob: Yo, who the fuck is this asshole??

John: Nah, he's an SCP writer💀
by ACNHVillagersfatcock May 9, 2024
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SCP

The SCP foundation is fictional writing community that mainly writes about fictional anomalous entities or objects.
the SCPS themselves are are seperated by code. Example: SCP-049
I loved that SCP Foundation post titled "SCP-173"
by yeetuslolus November 22, 2021
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SCP-108

its a nazi bunker in some black dudes nostrils...
Researcher: Alright, CD, go into SCP-108 now.
Class-D: dawg im not a cave diver
by lil proot February 25, 2025
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SCP-494

If you're watching a video and the youtuber gets killed by SCP-494, you will forget that it happened.
"My mind feels very numb from SCP-494's effects."
by Dordobolong November 21, 2021
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SCP 096

Deadly humanoid figure about {2.38} meters tall.He is an eulucid class so he's is hard to catch or put back in his cage.I prefer you DON'T stare at him because if you do he will enter an emotional state if you look at him.After looking at his face he will hear or see scremes of death and hiding his face for about 20 seconds then he will chase you or whoever looks at him and kill them instantly one after another.If you see 096 and he is screming RUN!
Scp means Secure,Contain,Protect and scp 096 is the deadly humanoid figure in the foundation.
by handle mann April 14, 2022
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Scp-ezrah220

Once upon a time in Jackson, Michigan, there existed a peculiar Dunkin' Donuts that opened its doors at the unusual hour of 4:30 in the morning on Thanksgiving. Locals whispered about the mysterious SCP-Ezrah220 associated with this establishment, a designation that added an air of mystique to the humble coffee shop.

Legend had it that every Thanksgiving, a red-headed boy who entered the Dunkin' Donuts would emerge with extraordinary powers. The town buzzed with stories of these superpowers ranging from telekinesis to the ability to control time. The only catch was that the powers were said to last only for the duration of Thanksgiving day.

Curious locals would gather outside the Dunkin' Donuts in the early morning hours, hoping to catch a glimpse of the chosen red-headed boy who would receive the extraordinary gift. Parents whispered tales to their children, and the excitement in the air was palpable.

One Thanksgiving morning, a shy, red-headed boy named Owen stepped into the Dunkin' Donuts. As he ordered his favorite donut, the atmosphere inside the shop seemed to shimmer with an otherworldly energy. The cashier, a knowing smile on her face, handed Owen his donut, and in that moment, he felt a surge of power coursing through him.

Dunkin' Donuts continuing its enigmatic tradition year after year. Locals cherished the magical moments, grateful for the mysterious powers that added a touch of wonder to their Thanksgiving celebrations in the quaint town of Jackson, Michigan.
by Doctor Bob MD. November 22, 2023
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scp-055-de-j

its ham

enjoy the ham
i love the ham
Random person with no life: scp-055-de-j is just ham
Ham: Ham
Random person with no life: H A M
by presidentobamaisgoodinbed January 22, 2023
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