sails and cervix

What a horny dude would hope dat da hot female skippers of a schooner-tours company would offer.

When booking an outing with a seaside shop offering “sails and cervix” package-tours, one should make sure to ask if their standard price includes having your gorgeous guide spread her legs for you, or if said delightful “extra” actually COSTS “extra”!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

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The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor

Also "The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Port".

An idiom meaning the ship between characters was confirmed canon before people started shipping them.

Person 1: Doom Guy and Isabelle have already been confirmed canon by Nintendo.
Person 2: The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor

by Shugunou October 23, 2023

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Sailing

sail·ing
/ˈsāliNG/
The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.

Sailing is my friend's hobby, but I can never figure out why he does it every weekend.

by TheValGal November 12, 2023

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Sail

Slang for suicide, or a suicide attempt. Similar to the slang associated word, "off, offed, offing".

"Yeah did you hear? That guy sailed"

by Nomicaluran December 23, 2023

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saile

saile or elias backwards means a friend who is always capable to make you smile. he is attentive and sweet and appears so physically as well ! he will listen to your yaps and remember small details that you yourself probably dont recall saying. he is amazing all the way and the textbook definition of kindness. (he can also be blunt and will stand up for his friends if ever needed. just an overall awesome unit of a guy)

wow ! saile is going crazy on that epic game of chess ! what a great dude

by nyoombabie December 30, 2023

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Bullish Mast & Sail

a bullish mast & sail, invented by Theodicy in 2021, is found by a identifying a massive green candled centered in between ascending bottoms and tops left to right

The bullish mast & sail on Google's stock ticker makes me hard AF rn

by Theodicy_sandman July 5, 2021

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