Act of creating a fictitious romantic relationship with someone you desire who is already attached, patently disinterested, or otherwise unattainable.
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Roadmen are often characterised by several factors:
1. They mostly consist of drop outs from school or at least be below the average IQ level of a 12 year old.
2. They wear puffer jackets no matter what season of the year it is. However tracksuit variations do occur, those tracksuits are more often than not from Nike or Emporio armani same as with the puffer jacket species. Their footwear consists of multiple pairs of Nike trainers such as the Air Max series or from the Air Huarache line of shoes. Some do wear however wear Adidas or Jordan's, depending if their benefits are big enough to cover their cost.
3. They more often than not have a small man bag to carry their marijuana and other illegal substances, their cigarettes bought from a corner shop and a small shank for extorting money.
4. either they or their parents live off of pure welfare and benefits. And somehow manage to get more girls and better clothing than the typical person.
Here is a random youtube comment showing off the roadman dilect: when you're on that grind fam like blud looking in that JD getting bare vexed that your fam ain't become blud cus your cuz couldn't get any wings and dat fam like from the chicken and fam chips shop like you know what I'm saying cuz like working class blud Arsenal fan tv and dat man like Ozil picking up bare nice kicks for four fifty from nandos if ya know what I'm saying fam
Roadmen are often characterised by several factors:
1. They mostly consist of drop outs from school or at least be below the average IQ level of a 12 year old.
2. They wear puffer jackets no matter what season of the year it is. However tracksuit variations do occur, those tracksuits are more often than not from Nike or Emporio armani same as with the puffer jacket species. Their footwear consists of multiple pairs of Nike trainers such as the Air Max series or from the Air Huarache line of shoes. Some do wear however wear Adidas or Jordan's, depending if their benefits are big enough to cover their cost.
3. They more often than not have a small man bag to carry their marijuana and other illegal substances, their cigarettes bought from a corner shop and a small shank for extorting money.
4. either they or their parents live off of pure welfare and benefits. And somehow manage to get more girls and better clothing than the typical person.
Here is a random youtube comment showing off the roadman dilect: when you're on that grind fam like blud looking in that JD getting bare vexed that your fam ain't become blud cus your cuz couldn't get any wings and dat fam like from the chicken and fam chips shop like you know what I'm saying cuz like working class blud Arsenal fan tv and dat man like Ozil picking up bare nice kicks for four fifty from nandos if ya know what I'm saying fam
Situation 1:
Person 1: Do you see those Huaraches..
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably a roadman.
Situation 2:
Person 1: Eyy man, you know steve? He's a ginger nonce innit?
person 2: Keep your Roadman down in public please.
Person 1: Do you see those Huaraches..
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably a roadman.
Situation 2:
Person 1: Eyy man, you know steve? He's a ginger nonce innit?
person 2: Keep your Roadman down in public please.
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Get the Roman mug.A Roadman is a male from 15-30 and knows all of his area (UK mainly England). As said in other cases, is a distant relative of the chav (a person who hides in their mothers’ basements). They have been seen to wear Bin Bags, Nike Air Tracksuits, Fake Gucci ; a manbag containing a knife and a bag of weed. They cannot speak English very well ; their language was made to confuse Americans. They have a strange behaviour and often group up in gangs, smoke and perform robberies at your local Greggs. KFC and McDonald’s are their favourite places (as they can now get 23% attention there). If you see any vandalised Boris Bikes, it is told to leave your planet immediately as they are their favourite vehicle - peace, love and chesticles, Me
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known as the First Reich located at modern day Germany, the low-land Europe (Netherlands and Belgium), Austria and Northern Italy. Existed from medieval ages to the Napoleonic Wars and is one of the main causes of Europe being a bloody hell mess fuckery back then. Blame the Pope for creating this beast straight from hell.
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known as the First Reich located at modern day Germany, the low-land Europe (Netherlands and Belgium), Austria and Northern Italy. Existed from medieval ages to the Napoleonic Wars and is one of the main causes of Europe being a bloody hell mess fuckery back then. Blame the Pope for creating this beast straight from hell.
Can be used to describe something being extremely messy.
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"Why the fuck are Matt's legs wrapped around Liz's neck"?
"She must be caught in the Roman Gentleman. AGAIN."
"She must be caught in the Roman Gentleman. AGAIN."
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