Complete Retard

Someone who does not know 5x2.

Mr. Garrison: “ What’s 5x2?”
Clyde: “12?”
Mr. Garrison: “Okay, now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard.”

by YourTypicalTeenager October 27, 2017

Group Retardation

Retardation when seen in a group of people, this strain of retardation seems to be quite prevalent in 80% of the dota community.

noob: Dam u suk att d0ta, u liek dat cok eh, gulp gulp
noob 2: lolololol

pro: looks like you guys are afflicted with group retardation, you should seek help at playdota.com

by wasabiwaffles August 1, 2011

Fat Retard

Someone who is {fat} and {retarded}. Not very bright and not physically fit.

Thomas is such a fat retard

by BSP2018 October 18, 2018

Retarded Duck Syndrome

Retarded duck syndrome is a disease that affects both body and mind. Its main targets are teenage girls, but adolescent figures and the elderly may suffer this as well. The first signs of this disease is duck lip poses in pictures with your friends. It then eventually moves on to duck-lip selfies as well. These photos are then posted to online sites such as facebook and twitter.Eventually, the disease begins to control you and eventually, you turn into a retarded duck.

"Hey, look at that duck splashing around in the pond."

"Oh, that's just Rebecca. She got retarded duck syndrome from posting too many pictures on facebook."

by beanerpunta123 September 5, 2013

Dial a retard

The activity reluctantly carried out when the technology has gone wrong and you need to call the help desk. A long and frustrating call follows before you are either told to do something totally irrelevant or are given an incident number with more digits than atoms in the known universe - or both.

Joe: Hey, that server's down again.
Bill: Yeah, I guess its dial a retard time.
Joe: Oh no, not those fuckers.

by monkeybar July 6, 2011

Red Hat Retard

People who wear red MAGA hats.

The monster truck show is expected to have a lot of red hat retards in attendance.

by Cage Britney December 20, 2018

retarded monkey fuck

Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.

Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...

by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005