realize

to finally understand

"dude i just realized how screwed we are"

by lil_MoE February 4, 2009

Realtard

A retarded realtor, aka all realtors.

The Realtard fooled me into paying $500k for a 1 bedroom condo in Miami in 2006, claiming that real estate "ALWAYS GOES UP!" The Realtard got a 6% commission off of that sale, for a total of $30k in his pocket. Here I sit in 2010, squatting in my pre-foreclosure condo which is now only worth $200k.

by HousingBubbleSquatter September 15, 2010

lettuce be reality

An attempt to bring a misguided statement or conversation to the proper perspective or truth.

Derek: "Nah it's not weird, I just enjoy writing poetry and expressing my emotions. Tons of guys do it."
Robert: "Lettuce be reality, you are a phaggot."

by The Latin Warrior May 15, 2011

realist

realist someone who tries to see things as they are not as he would like them to be. a realist knows that a thing may be logical or necessary but still not right. a realist sees that all things have a cost the question is who pays,when,and how much.

an optiomus sees the glass half full the pessiomus sees the glass half empty the realist wants to know what is in the glass. the eeyores who know the fall rains are needed but they still make you cold and wet.realist know that many a
brillant idea has been shot down by reality.

by bmut January 31, 2008

realism

A word commonly thrown around in the video games industry by people who have no idea what real life is actually like, especially in FPSs. Occasionally combined with false claims of military or police service.

"zomg call of duty 4 has unparalleled realism! i can tell b/c i no so much about combat!"
"Your lack of intelligence insults both real life operators and and anyone with a brain. Please die."

by Jakob A. October 28, 2008

reality

Reality has become a commodity.

When money dictates the content of Wikipedia entries, reality may be defined by the highest bidder.

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear February 5, 2007

Shifting Realities

Shifting realities is where you change your reality. What i mean is that you can script how you want a certain life, and then you can practice trying to move your subconsciousness to that reality. It is a really fun topic, and you should give it a go sometime!

Did you hear about that new thing going around? It's called shifting realities!

Oh, that's cool! I will try it sometime!

by Nearsofficial March 21, 2021