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Ralph Nader

Biggest assclown in American politics. A man that continues to run in presidential elections knowing that he will receive less than 10% of the vote. Preaches on how the green party rules and the corporations of America must be taken down because they oppress the American people. A shriveling skeleton that refuses to give up and can debatably be called the reason that Al Gore lost to George Bush and put America in the shithole it happens to be in right now. Was born in 1934 and now at the ripe age of 74 is making his 5th run at the presidency. Ralph Nader will never win, he will only suck votes away from perfectly qualified candidates like Barrack Obama that would swing this country around for the better. If Nader stays in the running for president in 2008 it is likely we could have another 2000 election where the republican will win and most likely bring about the complete and utter destruction of the United States.
Why is Ralph Nader running? he'll never win.
by Deff Row March 3, 2008
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RALPH

R.A.L.P.H. = Rear Aspect Lush, Potential Hottie.

It describes any guy who from the back looks like they could be hot, but you're not sure, as haven't seen their face yet.
"Hey, I reckon that guy in the blue's a bit of a RALPH..."

"Damn, you should see him from the front - totally hot! A complete JOSEPH!"
by GJBlues November 21, 2007
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ralph nader

A vessel used to throw away votes. While he deseves a great deal of respect he does NOT deserve to run the country. This country would run him. In the mean time he'll just continue to fuck up elections for people who might actually be able to win an election.
"That girl just Ralph Nadered her vote. Looks like four more years of republican pandering and bullshit."
by cOASTAL pOSTAL February 27, 2008
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Ralph

Players. Plain and simple.. They always seem to get their ways when they know that nothing is going to come out of it. Like to cheat on girlfriends, play past girlfriends, and never stick to one girl to being with. Usually treat girls like complete shit and have no respect for them.
Ralph: I am an asshole and a player.

Other person: I know!
by booger1969 May 31, 2011
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ralph

to make a right turn while driving.
"hang a ralph next block."
by yago January 5, 2005
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Ralph

Noun: another word for penis. Basically.

Origin: Dont ask.
1 - "That guy has a huge ralph"
2 - "But she sucked his ralph"

Etcetera.
by xEj April 8, 2008
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rayphy

A cute couple together, they are really popular
Omg look there’s a RAYPHY!
by Adison N November 28, 2017
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