Ryder

Big dick at least 8 inches soft I’m a pussy whisperer I like nans

Ryder is the fucking goat

by I’m better than everyone November 22, 2021

Ryder

Ryder is one of the best looking people in the world getting any girl he wants in under a second. Ryder has overwhelming confidence and never loses.

Yo his name is Ryder he’s so cute and brave.

by Big guy 27 November 21, 2021

ryder

a mole rat that plays soccer and is okay but not as good as the person who made this and he also identifies as a girl secretly, but can’t tell anyone. he is often #6 idk why cuz 4 is the best number but whatever🙄

“i think that’s ryder cuz his number is 6”

by piscesfish4 November 21, 2021

Ryder Mccarthy

Mop that lives at McDonald's

Greyson Wycoki: have you heard of Ryder Mccarthy?
Landon Johnson: yea he fucked my ex, Maddie Cappillo

by chicken nerd November 21, 2021

Ryder

Ryder is just the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. He’s very easy to talk to and he is literally just a source of entertainment. I can say with full confidence that Ryder is better than social media. He’s a tall guy who’s really humble and artistic. Although he seems very quiet and shy, he makes these really funny jokes which makes you want to talk to him even more. Ryder puts others before himself despite him knowing damn well that he has his own problems. Ryder doesn’t get mad or loose control of his emotions very easily making him a very friendly person. He’ll be the best friend you’ll ever get and trust me you really won’t regret spending your time with him. Many girls have easily fell head over heels for Ryder but I honestly can’t blame them. Every girl would dream about getting a guy like Ryder he’s just the best human being on this earth. Ryder doubts himself a lot and doesn’t really know how much he means to people which is really sad. I just really wish he knows how much people adore him for being him. If you know a Ryder please treat them nicely. They will be the best choice you’ve ever made trust me.

Oh and he’ll spoil you with snacks to eat!!

Ryder: “hey do you want snacks? I have a lot in my bag.”

by Tomiko (the one from grade 6) November 21, 2021

Ryder

Does not follow Viking pride, homophobic, racist, sexist, and sexually attracted to homes

Ryder: I like green houses

Also ryder: I don’t like houses with pools

by #SAF November 7, 2021

Ryder

A guy that likes 5-9 year olds in his bed. When he fucks them he starts grabbing the child and starts to pull his teeth and stick them in his mouth and swollow them. If he sees a child he pulls up with his van and then pulls them inside and starts making them give him head while he cums in their mouth even if it's a boy. Ryder was also charged with multiple counts of beastiality in his past years.

HOLY SHIT I JUST FUCKED A KID I CALL THAT A RYDER

by xxyourmomfatxx November 16, 2021