Fuck-Punted

To kick and launch, a person, animal, or inanimate object while fucking.

“Jesus! What happened to the humidifier?”
“Oh man... must have accidentally fuck-punted that thing last night...”

by FPunterman January 23, 2020

Cliff punting

When you grab hold of a baby and punt it off a cliff, just for fun.

Damn, that baby cried so loud he almost made me want to go cliff punting.

by Strong Black Man February 11, 2020

punt nugget

When your a stupid cunt

Why are you being a stupid punt nugget

by Ogle google April 4, 2022

imp punt

A move so devastatingly horrifying typically in plants vs. Zombies garden warfare, 1 or 2, where an all-star presses the left bumper as soon as they make contact with anything that moves resulting in them killing you with it then t-bagging you typically because their father shows then no love or affection due to him leaving them at the age of 2

Plant: oh no! Its an imp punter!!!! What a fucking pussy
All-star: *left bumper spamming*

Plant: You fucking bitch.
All-star: *t-bags*

by Deez ur mom lmao October 31, 2021

Cunt Punt

The act of kicking a female in the crotch, so hard, she drops like a man who was kicked in the balls.

The girl was losing the fight until she delivered a cunt punt that devestated her opponent.

by The Holland Sisters June 14, 2021

punt rat

Any very small dog, such as a chihuahua or dachshund, that stands just tall enough for you to get your foot under and punt it.

"That damn chihuahua is just punt rat!"

by NonPC Fox April 28, 2008

cunt punt

just another dumb way immature dudes will use a football reference to describe kicking chics in the lady parts.

I've landes the most kicks to chics in their vaginas. I'm the reigning cunt punt champion. MVP MOST CUNT PUNTS LANDED!!!

by SuezeeSmurd November 7, 2018