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cunt punt

When a guy kicks the cunt as if punting a football (or just kicking). Getting the female back for punting him in the balls.
"dude, you got kicked in the nuts, even the playing feild and cunt punt her ass."
by "Big" Mike September 5, 2008
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Jade Puget

1. The guitarist of AFI.
2. One of the best guitar player ever.
by Christine March 15, 2003
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clit punt

to take a person, preferably female, and pick her up in the air and punt her in her clitoris as you would do to a soccer ball. most commonly used when mad at someone.
I was so pissed at Jess that I wanted to clit punt her down the hallway.
by discoxxlemonade February 15, 2009
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Jade Puget

Amazingly good looking and extremely talented member of AFI
Jade Puget is a very talented man.
by Heidi G December 5, 2006
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Fetus Punting

The new rave going on in England. Like Football, Fetus punting ais a sport that was created in the odl country a long tiem ago, when a new born fetus was plopped fresh from the woemns womb. once it is discovered out of the womb, a bell is rung throughout the town, gathering all the sportsman to get onto a 100 Yard Feild. Thus, like football, they take the fetus in their hands and hold it out in fornt of them, they then punt the fetus as far as they can until it is in the field goal area. Known i nthe Old country as, Clorpenshopin.
Earl- " Clorpenshopin, clorpenshopin! the fetus has arrived, gather the players"
Bob- "YES! Its officially fetus punting season, i must now go get my cleats!"
Ashley-" Blue 42, blue 42, hut hut PUNT!"
by OnWingsOfLead March 24, 2007
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puinting

The sport of punting pussies; A puinter's profession.
Come, john... your girlfriend is a ho, but there is nothing i can do about that... join me at the glut for some good ol' fashioned puinting.
by Danny Barq April 15, 2005
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Pugtionary

A dictionary written as through the eyes of a pug, or as applicable in the life of a pug lover.
The Pugtionary is popular among pug owners, or people easily amused.
by Oshi the Pug October 13, 2009
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