Pickle Skin

A disease riddled, genital wart covered penis.

That guy I fucked last night had a pickle skin. I may need to get tested.

Doc my dick is all cankered. What is it? You got pickle skin. Will have to write you a script.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

Pickled-dick

noun,

1. a pussy-fermented penis.

2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.

Bar Goer 1: "So yah see, I was trapped inside my ex-wife's coochie so long it gave me pickled-dick, and it ain't tasted right ever since."

Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"

by dandy dankler May 22, 2018

Pickle Lady

Nickname for Spirit Payton, a well-known ASMR YouTuber whose most famous video is of her recording herself eating a pickle very close to a microphone.

Girl #1: Oh my god, the pickle lady is insane!
Girl #2: Spirit Payton? I love her ASMR videos, they're so calming!

by Mayor Me August 27, 2020

pfuckle

A word used to describe really shitty situation.

John: Damn! I locked my keys in my car.

Adam: Well I see you're in quite the pfuckle.

by GOOSTABUTTFART December 9, 2020

pickleding

a joke for when someone doesn't tell you your middle name...

him: whats your middle name?
her: i'm not telling you
him: then it'll be pickleding

by sussyamogus12345 May 11, 2023

Pickle-Washing

Utilizing a cigarette to wash down the spicy pickles you are eating from 7-11.

"Wow this pickle-washing hits dif in the a.m!"

by Pickle-Washer October 24, 2023

Jimbo Pickle Head

An extremely annoying guy who just won't shut up and enjoys being a jerk. He's also known for cheating on girls and thinking he's the ultimate playa when he's not.

Girl: "I can't believe he cheated on me!"
Girl's Friend: "What a Jimbo Pickle Head!"

by Sydney Barboza March 13, 2009