proper rite

as in proper good used in northern england
1)safe
2) really good

thts a 'proper rite'tune

by themizztinkz August 05, 2007

a proper zeta

A full on 'Zeta' and totally knows it,uses it and flaunts it.

You'll be lucky to get off with her.

Two mates talking about a night out,
"mate, you should have seen the birds,there was one 'a proper zeta"
"not a chance then!"
"naa,but good to look at"

by Atez November 21, 2006

Mr. Proper

A Mr. Proper is a teacher who is very ... Interesting. Examples of him would be that he loves when his students bring him in random trinkets such as rubber chickens and jar jar binks masks complete with light sabers. You will either love this teacher or hate them but they are definitely out of the ordinary!

Jeremy Proper
Profesor McGonagle
Hagrid
Profeser Flitwick

Student 1: dude I have Mr. X's class next!
Student 2: he is such a Mr. Proper... I love his class!

by Blondie8383 January 20, 2010

proper kiss

When tongues dance together, sometimes spastically

Girl 1: Hey have you had a proper kiss yet?
Girl 2: Yeah he used way to much tongue though.

by thatguyontheroof October 17, 2013

proper fucked

To get extremely drunk....or hammered....

I just found out my girlfriend has the clap...I need to get "proper fucked" tonight...

by WISIS October 17, 2006

proper joke

a joke that isn't rude, obscene, vulgar, or derogatory, but is still a joke because it is funny and makes you laugh

She knew how to tell a proper joke, and everyone laughed in the auditorium.

by Susie creamcheese January 30, 2018

Darts, Proper

To exclaim that something, someone or indeed anything is the best thing in the world

"See that arse over there? Darts!"
or
"I won the lottery, twice! Proper darts!"

by Parry October 18, 2003