Someone who’s never worked on an event in their life but sits on the keyboard, “couch” or at dinners and gives unsolicited advice. They can be recognized because sentences usually start with the statement : YOU SHOULD
Jaden: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Jaden: Thriller at the zombie walk
Promoter: you should start working on your choreography for next year. Stop being a couch promoter.
Carol: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Carol: I don’t like the music you picked. You should have house music inventor David Guetta and our local DJs make it danceable.
Promoter: we put out a call to musicians Carol if they wanted to they could have played or you could have suggested it too!
Carol: I don’t want to be a part of all that, I just want to have fun.
Promoter: thanks for being a couch promoter carol.
Promoter: yeh
Jaden: Thriller at the zombie walk
Promoter: you should start working on your choreography for next year. Stop being a couch promoter.
Carol: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Carol: I don’t like the music you picked. You should have house music inventor David Guetta and our local DJs make it danceable.
Promoter: we put out a call to musicians Carol if they wanted to they could have played or you could have suggested it too!
Carol: I don’t want to be a part of all that, I just want to have fun.
Promoter: thanks for being a couch promoter carol.
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December 18th is National Promote Austin Day. This is for Discord owners. Discord owners have to promote everyone named Austin in their Discord server.
Austin: Promote me.
Owner: Why?
Austin: Its December 18th. National Promote Austin Day!!
Owner: Oh right. Ok then!
Owner: Why?
Austin: Its December 18th. National Promote Austin Day!!
Owner: Oh right. Ok then!
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We broke even again, but I think we will turn a profit next quarter.
We broke even again, but I think we will turn a profit next quarter.
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When an event is created/fabricated to push a country into war for the means of profiting from the war. A type of false flag event where the only thing that is false is the purpose of the war.
When an event is created/fabricated to push a country into war for the means of profiting from the war. A type of false flag event where the only thing that is false is the purpose of the war.
The entry into the war looked like a simple mistake but when every thing unfoled the mistake was nothing more than Sleight for Profit.
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