Catholic Priest

Don't send your kids to a catholic church unless you want their asshole enlarged to the size of a shower drain. The priest will deny that they rape kids but they do.

Father: Son why are you limping
Son: I just got back from Church and father Rodney wanted to tell me some dumb shit that god told him but in a dark and concealed back room
Father: God damn it that filthy catholic priest raping kids and shit

by xxCakeLordxx May 29, 2020

priestal

To perform heinous acts of child molestation and debauchery. It refers to the many clergy members who have been accused of child abuse and plays against the term postal used for a person who commits acts of violence.

Father O'malley really went priestal on that alter boy.

by Old Curmudgeon December 14, 2013

prius complex

(noun): fear of passage by a hybrid vehicle, generally responding with rapid acceleration in an attempt to preserve driver dignity; Especially severe in response to light-haired female hybrid operators; Most prevalent in red states; See also 'Little Man's Syndrome' as it relates to fear and overcompensation

I can't pass this guy on the interstate BC he has mad prius complex!

by Big P From Behind January 30, 2015

priest as fuck

Being so boss/priest you could start your own religion/church

"Man that gent is just priest as fuck"

by Jcolley April 4, 2015

priusphobia

The Fear of Toyota Prius'

"I have priusphobia, i only drive cars with atleast 150hp"

by Blue~ December 21, 2015

Priusing

When something that is simple or fairly straightforward goes terribly wrong

I am trying to watch this video online but it keeps buffering because the internet is priusing.

by trami89 February 25, 2017

Prius Cleanup

Is when an 18-wheeler, or semi-truck, turns right out of a left turn only lane, and clears the roadway beside them.

Man, he fucked those cars up in a Prius Cleanup.

by Apocalyse March 19, 2018