Half-pinter

Someone who is really nice deep down, but just doesn't make much of an effort as far as appearance or conversation goes.

Girl 1 "how was your date with Dave last night?"
Girl 2 "It was good, the meal was nice"
Girl 1 "Do you think you and Dave will get together?"
Girl 2 "I would but he's a bit of a half-pinter"

by YourFavouriteMistake February 22, 2009

Law of Printers

Also known as the Printer Curse. Law states that the closer it is to the day that an essay, project, or report is due, the more likely your home printer will malfunction, refuse to print, or break down in the middle of printing.

The bane of high-school and college students' lives.

Teacher: Why is this report 4 days overdue?

Student: Sorry ma'am, it's the stupid Law of Printers.

by deathgleaner July 29, 2010

PINterference

Standing too close to the person in front of you using an ATM.

I got some major PINterference from some douchebag behind me in line at the ATM today.

by BJMeyer December 3, 2010

painters new years

A time of the year when a painter/master painter, is so down from bad weather effecting his/her work. The painters new year was created to give painters something to look forward to.

I'm so depressed Griffin, I need something to look forward to,

Griffin: you do! It's painters new years!!

by Pommmmmy July 15, 2017

99 pointer

The rare shot that travels from a shooters hands to a players head from an opposing team, bounces off and goes in the basket.

Kobe left the league in style, his final shot was a 99 pointer.

by Solid Mantis July 12, 2016

pants painter

A wet fart that spray paints your undies Brown all the way through to your pants.

The fart I unleashed after eating at the Mexican buffet was horrible. I could tell by the sound it was a pants painter.

by Felicityfartwell November 15, 2017

midnight vegetable painter

Someone who enjoys the noble art of crepuscular vegetable decorating

Tarquin is something of a midnight vegetable painter

by TheWightDude June 16, 2017