prevenient

Coming before.

The prevenient horse always wins.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Prevert

1) A very young pervert. Often someone between the ages of five and thirteen. It is more often found in the male creatures of the species. These beings usually have older siblings to add pollution to the minds of the younger creatures. About 75% of these beings will continue on to be fully fledged perverts. This stage is usually reached around the age of sixteen and lasts until the beings forties, after that they become creepy old people. These creepy old
people are usually very rich and marry very very slutty younger beings. (Commonly referred to as a creepy old dude.)

2) How idiots spell pervert.

1) Mike's little brother is such a prevert! He drew a picture of a woman with huge boobs. He's only six but Mike does that all the time so I guess he learned it from him..

2) "You are such a prevert!"
"Dumbshit it's spelled p-e-r-v-e-r-t!"

by urban dictionary is my hot hot sex December 29, 2007

presentate

to give a presentation or performance. Often used as an enhancement to the word "present"

Beyonce was presentated with the award for Video of the Year at the VMAs.

by trogdor0086 September 20, 2009

pussy preventer

That one friend who thinks he's a wing-man , but he's just a side-bro.

Pussy Preventer : "He has such a funny group of friends , once he even pissed himself laughing"

Girl : "Oh you hear that I think my moms calling"

You : "FUCKING PUSSY PREVENTER FUCK OFF"

by Smaaaash July 7, 2016

Department of Invasion Prevention

A hypothetical government department that deals with invasions foreign and galactic.

Secret agent: "I've never heard of the Department of Invasion Prevention"

by Type2GenomeManiac June 3, 2017

Pretentionitis

To be suffering from trying to seem more important or significant than you really are. Similar to pretentious

Person 1: Is Peter coming to the party later?
Person 2: Na'h, he 's got pretentionitis and he's being a dick lately.

by SneakySsssssss February 13, 2018

present

1)A great surprise someone would really like... if you had enough money.
2)Not the past, or future, but NOW...wait...NOW...NOW.NOWWW....AGHH
3)To show something boring, like a power-point on how boring things are

1)Tommy got me a tiny present, so that's why I got him a worm.
2)In the present, I am sad.

3)"May I present my diorama?" suck-up Sally asked.

by NiceN0b0dy1 June 5, 2018