pilf

hella atractive parent i'd like to get fucked by
(mostly gender neutural like nob-binary or agender)
aka non-binary/agender dilf you'd like o get pegged

also called pilfy

person 1 - why do you keep flirting with my parent?
person 2 - because they are a pilf
person 1 - ok you are worrying me friend

by i has found pilfy July 1, 2021

Pilf

A term for Non-binary people to use instead of “Milf” and “Dilf”

They are totally a Pilf

by troft August 3, 2021

Pontious-pilating

In the bible Pontious Pilate washed his hands of the decision to execute Jesus by letting the crowd decide. The act of Pontious-pilating something means refusing to act or decide on an event or situation.

Tom: What you doing tonight?
Jesus: No idea mate, I'm pontious-pilating that shit, you decide

by mushroomroulette January 9, 2012

pilf

Persian i'd like to fuck

A: Ohh, look at flora!
B: Yeah, what a PILF!!!
A: yeah, lets bang her

by haakki March 10, 2007

pilf

Pirate I'd Like to Fuck

Johnny Depp is a pilf!

by threnodyangelfire July 2, 2006

PILF

Pundit I'd Like To Fuck. Refers to any political commentator, no matter how abhorrent her/his views might be, who is deemed to be highly bangable.

Michelle Malkin; Anne Coulter

by Politkon Zoan March 30, 2005

pilfy

a mealy texture, as in an over ripe apple or tomato

the pilfy tomato was the only sad element of the five guys burger

by lepetiterouge August 5, 2010