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Penitentiary Chances

When you've got good odds of ending up in jail or prison. When someone has a dad or a brother in prison, they've got penitentiary chances.
"Don't mess with him, he won't hesitate to mess you up. He's got penitentiary chances."
by heartofsouthcentral April 17, 2019
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Penthouse and Pavement

Sweat my youth away
With the rules we have to play
Speeding through your magazine
Pistol, pavement, no T.V.
Talk and talk
No time, night time
Burnt inside

Here comes the daylight, here comes my job
Uptown in the penthouse or downtown with the mob
Here comes the night time, here comes my role
Goodbye to the pavement, hello to my soul

Now here comes my job
Credit, bleeding with the mob
Dreams become ideals
No one knows the way I feel
Love to love
Daytime, right time
All my life
Here comes the daylight, here comes my job
Uptown in the penthouse or downtown with the mob
Here comes the night time, here comes my role
Goodbye to the pavement, hello to my soul

Feel safe in the crowd
An no one admits they're crying aloud
My career fits like a glove
Knowing no orders can come from above
Work and work
Full time, part time
Anytime at all

As you face the wall
God make it this time or never at all
Before your chance has gone
Captain this lead role and you'll be the one
Shine and shine
This time, my time
Make me free at last

Penthouse and Pavement
by Death Menace December 20, 2022
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Penitentiarized

A form of being institutionalized, specifically relating to the prison system, and only the prison system. The penitentiarized are institutionalized in a different way than the mentally ill, etc.
"Slick is out of jail, but he's all penitentiarized, and keeps talking about shanks"
by Curtis Couples September 19, 2009
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Penitzel

Penitzel is a penis disease that makes your member very flexible, it could fold into a pretzel.
I can't come to work today, I have developed penitzel
by Gilasary June 16, 2016
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Penitals

Genitals that start with the letter p. When you're not sure whether it is the penis or the pussy. So you just use penitals.
I wonder what that Tranny's Penitals look like
by CAPROVES May 24, 2017
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Penothologist

A doctor who specializes in the penis in a sexual way only. It is unlike a urologist whose focus of the penis is cold and clinical. Also used when trying to name a doctor who works with the penis and you can't remember that they are called urologists.
Honey I am noticing that my penis is swelling when you are in that sexy outfit. If this persists I might need to see a penothologist !!
by Jtcarterjr May 2, 2018
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pepith

Rick Flair’s pepith could cause great destruction
by Man of Magnum April 4, 2018
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