Beard Petting

While in the process of the Eiffel Tower, (can only be done when the two males are best friends, otherwise is considered gay) the male railing the vag lowers his hand down, and caresses the other males face/beard. Not long after this, the male pumping the bitches face reaches down with the opposite hand, and soflty pets the railers face/beard. Thus completing the circle . . . The pumper then finishes with a pearl necklace, and video tapes the railer completing a fake punt. After the bitch is kicked out of the house, both males will high five, and follow with a "No Homo."

Male 1: Haha, i can't believe we Eiffel Towered that bitch last night.

Male 2: I know right! It's pretty funny that we threw the Beard Petting in there too.

Male 1: Yeah, she never even knew . . . No Homo right?

Male 2: Oh, yeah man, definitely No Homo.

by WuuM December 4, 2010

peaking

Loving it up at a club, usually while on E's. Although can be seen to be done by some retard townies at crappy, cheesy night clubs.

Someone who peaks often can become known as a peaker.

"Was you peaking last night"

"Look at that knob head peaking"

"That clubs shit, its full of peakers"

by Marma D August 29, 2003

Petting Zoo

My house every night.

Let's go over to his house, it's a petting zoo.

by Pete April 8, 2003

petting my cat

Petting a vagina or penis

My husband was petting my cat lady night in bed

by Sydneyllama March 4, 2016

Peaking

When Thomas Croxen does 10 situps in the sun and reaches peak performance.

TOM YOUR PEAKING!

by Peakingboss June 8, 2011

Peacing

Verb for "Peace" To bring peace or actively aim towards it.

Present tense to act peacefully.

"What we would have done without Joe peacing it up at the party."

"Sam's peacing out." - to exit peacefully

by Yahoozia August 2, 2010

Hulu and heavy petting

Hulu isn't considered as good as Netflix and heavy petting doesn't feel as good as sex (chill). Hulu, Netflix, Hulu and handjobs, Netflix and chill, Amazon and anal, tv, television, cable tv, network tv, sex, making out

I don't care that my girlfriend likes it more, Hulu and heavy petting isn't nearly as good as Netflix and chill.

by joecoolthefool July 4, 2016