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hose painter

by Jonny12358 April 25, 2023
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Paintenance

1/ The application of paint by machine tool dealers to the surfaces of used goods in order to enhance the potential buyer's perception of the frequency, thoroughness & quality of maintenance which the item has received from its previous owner.
2/ Something similar to the above carrried out by apprentices when there is nothing better to do
Bloke 1: Is this machine new?
Bloke 2: No, it has just had a heavy coat of paintenance.
by Alec Vallance December 19, 2008
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Pantless Thundergoose

The internet's name for an ostrich
It would be awesome to ride a pantless thundergoose
by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018
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Painted Black

To be "split" or temporarily regarded or accused by a person as being all bad.
Painted black

"He is not as black as they have painted him."

"I see my red door and I want to paint it black. No colors any more I want them to turn black...I look inside myself and see my heart is black...Maybe I'll just fade away and not have to face the facts. It's not easy to face up when my whole world is black."

A red door is a symbol of success.
by CcapriciousS November 16, 2016
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Pointless Bitch

A pointless bitch is a female who enters your life so that she can better hers. She draws new experiences and life meaning from the time she spends with you, however you gain nothing from her but heart ache as she has not yet managed to become a fully functional girlfriend. Trains include but are not limited to, being a complete sponge, smoking all your weed, wearing your clothes, never being able to see it from your view, acting like you're her dad and generally being a brat on every level.

Contrary to common belief, niggers do not need these type of women in their life and they go as quickly as the appear. Usually to be replaced with another type of bitch that niggers don't want around.
Dam Kacey is a total pointless bitch you know, all she does is smoke his weed and spend his money.
by truthoftheflower July 28, 2014
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painted a brown starfish

Have you seen Robyn's underwear?
No why?
She's painted a brown starfish in them
by CasperSchmicheal November 9, 2017
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Painterly

Moriah Elizibith's defonition of when something looks like it was painted
it looks very painterly
by Moriahelesebethlover September 11, 2020
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