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paddle

A wooden slab used to beat incoming freshman to initiate them.
We should start the tradition of beating freshman with a paddle, just like in dazed and confused.

Ya dude that would be totally badass.
by Swat23 July 21, 2008
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doggy paddle

"I didn't know how to swim properly, so I just doggy paddled around in the pool"
by DireWolf September 4, 2006
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paddidas

The sensitive hairless area on the ball sack that is entirely surrounded by hair. Often times created by chronic masturbation.
I have spent endless hours fondling my scrotum in search of the heavenly paddidas
by Frank Chaldrum February 6, 2004
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padding

Used by ABDLs to refer to diapers/nappies
"I'm running low on padding"

"My padding is wet"
by Awkward Fox May 31, 2018
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webbed foot paddle basher

er man..that dudes webbed foot paddle bashin......fucking freak
by ray + luke March 29, 2004
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Paddie

A Racial/Predujuce Term givin to Irish people.
I Can't Understand that Dumb Paddie.
by All Purpose Extrapolation January 9, 2009
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Fart Paddle

The art of pooping in your hand and wacking somebody with the said poop.
I fart paddled her last night, and boy was she happy.
by IrCoolerthanu November 4, 2006
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