paddle

A wooden slab used to beat incoming freshman to initiate them.

We should start the tradition of beating freshman with a paddle, just like in dazed and confused.

Ya dude that would be totally badass.

by Swat23 July 21, 2008

doggy paddle

To paddle like a dog.

"I didn't know how to swim properly, so I just doggy paddled around in the pool"

by DireWolf September 4, 2006

paddidas

The sensitive hairless area on the ball sack that is entirely surrounded by hair. Often times created by chronic masturbation.

I have spent endless hours fondling my scrotum in search of the heavenly paddidas

by Frank Chaldrum February 6, 2004

padding

Used by ABDLs to refer to diapers/nappies

"I'm running low on padding"

"My padding is wet"

by Awkward Fox May 31, 2018

webbed foot paddle basher

making love to a canoeing duck.

er man..that dudes webbed foot paddle bashin......fucking freak

by ray + luke March 29, 2004

Paddie

A Racial/Predujuce Term givin to Irish people.

I Can't Understand that Dumb Paddie.

by All Purpose Extrapolation January 9, 2009

Fart Paddle

The art of pooping in your hand and wacking somebody with the said poop.

I fart paddled her last night, and boy was she happy.

by IrCoolerthanu November 4, 2006