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Pabstinence

To refrain from sex because you have yet to get hammered... Somewhat equivalent to whiskey dick, but it's cheap beer and you've yet to consume it.
I think he has some severe Pabstinence issues. He told me, "Jenna, what you're doing is hot and everything, but it took me ages to find the change for this 24 oz, so please get off my penis."
by look alive nikolai April 15, 2010
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PABS

a spanglish portmanteau derived from panza (mexican slang for large gut) and abs. I. e. a man with an abdomen so muscular his abs are super cut, but are distended. This is most likely a result from heavy steroid or human growth hormone abuse. Commonly seen in body builders. See Roid Belly
All the gay muscle marys took off their shirts at the club. At first i thought the stripper was fat but then i realized he had PABS.
by Angelboy147 July 14, 2010
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Pablo

An amazing person. Not really a fighter, he is more of a lover. He is smart and respectful, and knows how to have fun. He is excellent in bed, and owns a pretty large penis. He can be handsome, or can be sometimes handsome. Pablo knows how to treat a woman ;)
There goes pablo! He is so cool!
by swagman74 March 31, 2015
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pabst blue ribbon

The best beer that comes in a 30 rack.
Person 1:Dude, here's ten bucks get some beer.
Person 2: What kind?
Person 1: Busch Light.
Person 2: Fuck that, I'm buying PBR?

All rejoice
by 13617 April 10, 2005
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pablo sauce

The clam chowder is delicious, yes the Pablo sauce really brings out the flavor.
by Jdizzel December 23, 2013
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pablo-ing

The act of starting all of your sentences with “lmao” even when 1) no one said anything funny and 2) it’s grammatically incorrect to keep the “l” lowercase if you’re gonna start your sentence with it.
Why is everyone pablo-ing these days? Swear to fuck we gonna all fail english class now
by fatpapa July 11, 2018
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Pablogamer2006

yo nigga, Pablogamer2006 just killed me!
by PabloGamer2006 February 24, 2019
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