PABS

a spanglish portmanteau derived from panza (mexican slang for large gut) and abs. I. e. a man with an abdomen so muscular his abs are super cut, but are distended. This is most likely a result from heavy steroid or human growth hormone abuse. Commonly seen in body builders. See Roid Belly
All the gay muscle marys took off their shirts at the club. At first i thought the stripper was fat but then i realized he had PABS.
by Angelboy147 July 14, 2010
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Passive Aggressive Bitch Slap
When you have a situation/conversation with another....In which afterwards you the other person reassures you all is well.....
Then 7-10 days later you receive a scathing email about how the situation/conversation has unsettled them... They then retreat and refuse to
talk about the situation.
Equivalent to the emotional sucker punch.....
After having a conversation, that I was reassured went fine, I was PABSed 7 days later.
by Riggins1 December 03, 2009
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Usually explaining someone's Ab's when their name starts with a 'P'.
Jason: Damn Dude, Pebo's Got Some Ab's!

Brandon: Nawww Man! Those Are His PABS!
by jasonmzmza August 21, 2010
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An acronym for "People Are Basically Stupid," which offers quick explanation for other's inane actions. Especially useful for real-time identification of reasoning behind obviously stupid activity when the target is within earshot. Also applicable, however, for expedient past-tense discussion of such activities.

PABS was cynically derived from the philosophical theory, "People are Basically Good." PABS can therefore also be employed in philosophical discussions providing explanation for emergent sociological behaviors which are seemingly irrational, such as group think. Whether the behavior is a result of simple non-thinking, or attributable to thinking people's lack of timely information, PABS's umbrella is arguably applicable.
Bewildered person: I really don't understand how that person is so confused by this vending machine.
Comforting response: PABS.

K: It sure seems like our government is highly ineffectual given our present tax burden, wouldn't you agree?
M: Indeed! PABS.
by Andy McAllister October 29, 2007
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One who acts like a pussy ass bitch at any occasion

To be too scared to go on rides at the theme park even when your girlfriend goes on them
Cheffo is a PAB

Go on the ride you PAB
by Sunnycoasters February 10, 2019
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Brian Jarrett is a PAB
by Dansby October 15, 2010
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Jorey is such a PAB!
by AirThomas November 24, 2009
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