Oyster shooter

When a man ejaculates into a womans vagina as she lies in the missionary position and he immediately goes down on her and pushes down onto her stomach firing his own creampie into his mouth and sucks it down like an oyster shooter.

Tyler fired a hot one into kims vagina and popped down for an oyster shooter

by Hugh jassle January 11, 2021

Saltine Oyster

A saltine cracker covered in one's own semen.

Damn it Matt! Why is there a pube this pack of saltines?! Did you make your self a round of saltine oysters last night, you dirty cum guzzling, ginger fro, fuck face?!!

by Mr. Toastman January 5, 2011

nut oyster

male ejaculation. esp. thick type that has a tendency to stick to chins, headboards and homeless people.

Mr Hank passed out from drinking too much colt 45 so we decided itd be fun to slap a nut oyster on his eyes for a morning treat.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Oysters

Slang for ovaries. Female equivalent to balls but , much tougher because girls don't cry after being punched there.

"You don't have the oysters to skydive."

"Oh, yes I do!"

by e-agree October 31, 2013

Osterhage

The sweetest last name ever! People with this last name are scientifically proven to be all around sweeter and awesome.

Anna Osterhage aka "sweet as hell"

by Anna O. January 13, 2008

Oyster Jam

When someone who has ran out of credit, or valid ticket/pass, on his/her oyster card causes delay for other people to pass through the ticket barrier (London Underground)

It took me 3 mins to exit the station because of people causing an Oyster jam.

by Dee-Odus December 22, 2008

Grumpy Oyster

Another term or name for a vagina. This only applies if the woman’s vagina is shaved, and the folds or flaps (roast beef curtain) are protruding outwards.

I was soaked last night, this chicks grumpy oyster slobbered all over me.

by uncle big dik August 15, 2010