sweet oats

good deal

guy: can you wake me up tomorrow morning
girl: yea sure
guy: sweet oats

by russell351 August 11, 2016

Pulse my oats

1.) to get one’s pussy fucked vigorously
2.) to girate/shake one’s goodies for their oat daddy
3.)to get yourself off and feel yourself(oats) pulsating
3.) to put oats in a food processor

Baby, I need you to come over and pulse my oats while we Netflix and chill

by OatDaddy June 7, 2022

Oat

The most holy thing in the entire goddamn universe

I spent all day eating oats and I do not regret it

by ppppppppj April 28, 2021

OATS

Your OATS are your best friends. It stands for everything wholesome and good in the world.

Amazing night out with my 3 best Oats. OATS for life!

Wow how does Christopher find time to always be there for all his Oats?

by Christopher Podge July 22, 2019

The Daily Oat

Commonly referred as TDO, it is a highly underappreciated and undertrafficked brony news site. If one were to join their Skype newsroom, it has been said that Enlightenment is guaranteed. Those who ever associate with said newsroom members have exhibited signs of extreme ecstasy, either foaming at the mouth with a large boner, or simply ejaculating on the spot.

The origins of the site and news team has been tracked to Ponychan's /oat/ board, but it is still unknown as to where they actually came from.

Nicholas Cage: So, I was on the set of National Treasure 21: The Eagle's Asshole of Gold, when I came across this site. . . .

Morgan Freeman: Oh? And what, pray tell, was that site?

Nicholas Cage: It is not exactly known to the world, but—

2 Chainz: Yo dawgs, what's up?

Morgan Freeman: Mr. 2 Chainz, my friend! Please, have a seat. Nick here was just telling me about this site.

2 Chainz: Do it have kick ass beats on it?

Nicholas Cage: No, but I have never been more happy in my life. The name of the site is The Daily Oat, and it does brony news. But here is where things get interesting . . .

<Conversation Redacted Due To Unimaginable Amounts Of Semen>

by JustAnotherTimeLord September 2, 2013

oating

to express love or affection

“i’m oating at you rn bb”
“can’t wait to oat with you next saturday sweetpea”

by oatkitton March 1, 2020

oat cult

we worship cults here. our all-mighty god is called Mr. Oatboob. if u want to join our cult, u must send us a video of u showing us ur boobs while pouring oats on them.

I am apart of the smeggsy oat cult where i throw oats at people.

by oat lover ally April 28, 2021