Closet normal

Someone who is politically average but pretends to be ultra left/right-wing to fit in with their family, friends, or workplace.

Steven seems pretty woke but he’s actually closet normal — he said defending the police is an obviously stupid idea just last week.

by yesnononoyes September 14, 2022

freakin’ normal

A term used when a person surrounded by wackos stands out as normal.

We are a group of unrestrained crazies and he is the only freakin’ normal one in the bunch.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2023

Regular, everyday, normal motherfucker

The phrase "regular, everyday, normal motherfucker" was popularized by the 2008 Jon Lajoie hit "Everyday Normal Guy 2" and revitalized as an audiobyte on multiple social media platforms (such as TikTok and Instagram).
Meant initially to signify an "average joe" cliché, or an individual who is so ordinary it is extraordinary, the phrase has come to be used as a tongue-in-cheek audio track for videos of individuals preforming impressive displays.

Usage seems to be in an ironic phase.

"Yo, I just got footage of a dope trick shot, I'm gonna post it with the 'regular, everyday, normal motherfucker' audio!"

by Renmf November 24, 2021

normal

Any member of the species homosapiens who looks down on others because of their unorthodox interests, style of dress, or belief in J. R. "Bob" Dobbs' prophecy that the world will end on July 5, 1998

Come the Rupture, the normals will be left to their firey fates, and the Payed Up Subgenii will be swept away in the Xist pleasure saucers, whose walls exude cheeseburgers for eternity.

by Artemia Salina May 7, 2003

normal

nothing. saying something is normal makes everything else abnormal.

i dont fit any stereotypes im just normal
oh so your calling those people abnormal!

by lady darkness December 27, 2006

Normal iPad Kid

An endangered species. Kids around the age of 9-13 who own an iPad but don’t have severe autism.

Kid: Hi how was your day today?
Person: Huh? Why are you normal?
Kid: Just because I have an iPad doesn’t mean I’m weird.
Person: Oh ok phew you’re a Normal iPad Kid..

by awsomecolin July 18, 2022

normal nigga hours

The time of day, typically from 3 pm to 9 pm, where males can be normal unlike hypebeasts or depressed boys.

Oh shit D'Quan, it's normal nigga hours! SMASH THAT FUCKING LIKE BUTTON IF YOU UP AND YOU NORMAL.

by Kodak420 August 11, 2017