A deuce-noose is the act of shitting on some one's neck then lightly choking the same person. This is usually done during sex with a agreeable partner and not meant to be a means to murder.
I met this girl at the bar last night that was into some weird s&m type shit. Literally she wanted me to give her a deuce-noose.
by TGFL STRAWBERRY December 5, 2018
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We found Duncan on the floor of his toilet on Sunday morning. He was unconscious with a tube noose hanging out of his arse. Kenny kicked it out and he started breathing again.
by Zonal K October 27, 2019
Get the tube noose mug.A phrase used to tell someone to kill themselves. Mainly used after a person says or does something extremely retarded to substitute the original phrase "Kill yourself" .
Jimmy: Hey guys want to go play some minecraft?
Bob: No Jimmy, that game is for losers.
Billy: Yeh Jimmy, grab the noose.
Bob: No Jimmy, that game is for losers.
Billy: Yeh Jimmy, grab the noose.
by nooseboy March 10, 2016
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by Chad Apollo May 19, 2022
Get the Slip the noose mug.A very large clan in the MMORPG Runescape there are currently about 700 members, and 75 active members
by Danerd100 August 4, 2007
Get the Royal Noobs mug.The emotional and/or psychological suffocation brought on by the constant nagging of someone close to you.
"I often daydream about intimacy with someone who doesn't have my nuts in a nag noose."
"Just when I thought she couldn't pull the nag noose any tighter, she asked about that job I promised to get a month ago."
"I hate when friends borrow money then duck and dodge leaving me no choice but to ready the nag noose."
"I'd like to go out drinking with my friends tonight after work but I still have nag noose burns from the last time I didn't go straight home."
"I'd like to hang afterschool but my 'rents got me in a nag noose about my grades."
"Just when I thought she couldn't pull the nag noose any tighter, she asked about that job I promised to get a month ago."
"I hate when friends borrow money then duck and dodge leaving me no choice but to ready the nag noose."
"I'd like to go out drinking with my friends tonight after work but I still have nag noose burns from the last time I didn't go straight home."
"I'd like to hang afterschool but my 'rents got me in a nag noose about my grades."
by Stella Cotton January 2, 2009
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